No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Randomize
