whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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