Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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