You're earring is so big in my mouth
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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