I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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