you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
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if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
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My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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