It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
so let's talk penis.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
He has the fingertips of a God
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