READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
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Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
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I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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