Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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