just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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