Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
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then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
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i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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