it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
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He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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