woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
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Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
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Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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