i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
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Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
don't judge my taste in strippers
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
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