Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
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So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
wow bdsm is so cute
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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