I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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