i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
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If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
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Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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