i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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