it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Randomize