Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
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i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
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Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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