sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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