Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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