The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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