Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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