you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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