goodnight i made you a song goodbye
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
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You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
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Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
This is my gift to your gina
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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