and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
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I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
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he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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