Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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