You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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