He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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