I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
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He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
she pinky promised me she was 18
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
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no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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