White coat. Heels.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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