i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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