Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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