Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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