I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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