just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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