Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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