mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
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Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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