FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
