You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
The dick lei will go down in squad history
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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