She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
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I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
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The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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