Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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