just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
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I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
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YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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