sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
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All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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