I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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