We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Randomize
