he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
We are all done wearing pants today
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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