cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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