hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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