Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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