I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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