drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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