Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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