there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Randomize
