Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
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So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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