oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
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Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
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did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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