Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Pooping to opera.
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